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"You can bite my nose, but not hard. OK, go ahead."

— Patron Saint of Bridge Burners

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"I don’t care about the politics, I just like to kill pigs."

— My dad, on Angry Birds

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Watching MasterChef

  • Rosie: What's a private chef?
  • Me: He cooks for celebrities and things like that.
  • Rosie: I was thinking like he cooks at home and doesn't tell anyone about it.
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"I do all my hiking free-form. Like John Muir, I enter the woods with nothing more than my journal and a childlike sense of wonder."

— Nick Twisp, Youth in Revolt.

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Vag

  • Mum: You say "vag" so casually, like it's a friend, like Marge or something.
  • Me: It is your friend.
  • Mum: It's not my friend, it's part of my body.
  • Me: The friendly part!
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Surprise! There’s an airplane here to see you!

Surprise! There’s an airplane here to see you!

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(Source: jupid2, via kateordie)

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"There are only three words for that. They’re easy to say."

— Patricia Kitten Braden, Breakfast On Pluto.

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Ribbet

  • Mum: Shut up you fucking frog!
  • Mum: Like anyone cares what you've got to say, you're just a fucking frog!