- Tyrion: Hey Varys, I want to talk you about something.
- Varys: Look, forget about that. Remember how I was going to tell you before the battle how my balls got cut off?
- Tyrion: Yeah, but I'm not sure I really want to know now.
- Varys: Well, I'm gonna tell you anyway. So I was born as a slave and sold to a dude who I thought was probably a paedophile but ended up being a magician who cut off my balls for his religious magic ritual.
- Tyrion: OK, that's pretty awful.
- Varys: Yeah, it was. But hey, guess what! I've got that motherfucker right here in this box!
- Tyrion: What the fuck?
"I don’t care about the politics, I just like to kill pigs."
— My dad, on Angry Birds