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"You can bite my nose, but not hard. OK, go ahead."

— Patron Saint of Bridge Burners

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"I’m going to die. I know, I know we’re all going to die, but I’m going to die today."

— Dr. Ryan Stone, Gravity (2013)

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oystermag:

Petra Collins — Censorship and the Female Body. Why she had her Instagram account deleted and why everyone should care.
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patronsaintofbridgeburners:

PATRON SAINT OF BRIDGE BURNERS - THE SPIRIT OF OKLAHOMA!

Hey, look what I found. Video by Grace.

I made a thing

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Anonymous asked: I think your lack of apathy is part of the problem of your existence and that your music is merely a reflection of the inner pain embodying your appearance. I also find it very disgusting that after all that betrayal, loses and pain you have chosen to embrace a woman as your partner. She will eventually betray you for a stronger man and it is you left with tears and a load of alcohol intoxicating your inner system.

patronsaintofbridgeburners:

Huh. I don’t get it.

This shit is hilarious.

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Shut the fuck up, it’s not over yet. Shut up!

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Anonymous asked: How can you look at your girlfriend whilst knowing she has allowed other men to have an ejaculation of semen on her face?

patronsaintofbridgeburners:

Ok, speaking purely hypothetically, if you somehow managed to overcome the social stigma of your condition to get with a woman and found out she previously engaged in common sexual practices, would this actually cause you to regress to mentally immature stage?

LOLOLOLOLOL

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patronsaintofbridgeburners:

THIS IS MY RIFLE. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE. MY RIFLE IS MY BEST FRIEND. IT IS MY LIFE. I MUST MASTER IT AS I MUST MASTER MY LIFE. MY RIFLE, WITHOUT ME, IS USELESS. WITHOUT MY RIFLE, I AM USELESS. I MUST FIRE MY RIFLE TRUE. I MUST SHOOT STRAIGHTER THAN MY ENEMY WHO IS TRYING TO KILL ME. I MUST SHOOT HIM BEFORE HE SHOOTS ME. I WILL… MY RIFLE AND I KNOW THAT WHAT COUNTS IN THIS WAR IS NOT THE ROUNDS WE FIRE, THE NOISE OF OUR BURST, NOR THE SMOKE WE MAKE. WE KNOW THAT IT IS THE HITS THAT COUNT. WE WILL HIT… MY RIFLE IS HUMAN, EVEN AS I, BECAUSE IT IS MY LIFE. THUS, I WILL LEARN IT AS A BROTHER. I WILL LEARN ITS WEAKNESSES, ITS STRENGTH, ITS PARTS, ITS ACCESSORIES, ITS SIGHTS AND ITS BARREL. I WILL KEEP MY RIFLE CLEAN AND READY, EVEN AS I AM CLEAN AND READY. WE WILL BECOME PART OF EACH OTHER. WE WILL… BEFORE GOD, I SWEAR THIS CREED. MY RIFLE AND I ARE THE DEFENDERS OF MY COUNTRY. WE ARE THE MASTERS OF OUR ENEMY. WE ARE THE SAVIORS OF MY LIFE.SO BE IT, UNTIL VICTORY IS AMERICA’S AND THERE IS NO ENEMY, BUT PEACE!

Listen/purchase: Rifleman’s Creed - Álfheimr by Álfheimr

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patronsaintofbridgeburners:

This is probably my favorite song ever, so I thought I’d do a cover. I you all like it. Please share and whatnot; I am actually incredibly proud of this.

I drove up to the city at night and found the place
Where you grew up and then where you stayed
And we walked around and stayed up late under city lights
I spent the night, next to you in the house where you grew up
Next to you I miraculously woke up
In your parents’ house I laid in bed with you